did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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