i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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