my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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