What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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