girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Randomize
