i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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