I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
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