I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Randomize
