Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i think im in europe. pls send help
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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