Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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