Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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