There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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