Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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