it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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