Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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