STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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