kristin has been a bad kristin
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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