His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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