The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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