Sponge bath it is.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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