If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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