Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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