wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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