considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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