He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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