Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Everclear isn't food dammit
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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