swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
