Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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