butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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