No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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