All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Hippo gnu deer
We left an ass print on the piano.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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