Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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