I feel like abortions should bother me more
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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