Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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