would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
So much Jack, so little girl.
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Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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