Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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