just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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