That's intense
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
How's work?
Spinning.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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