Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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