My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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