I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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