So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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