the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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