Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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