Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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