I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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