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(573): View more from Missouri

Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??

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(602): View more from Arizona

and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"

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(469): View more from Texas

Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life

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(540): View more from Virginia

What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?

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(585): View more from New York

I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.

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(706): View more from Georgia

This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.

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