I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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