i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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