In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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