i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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