I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Shame is for Republicans.
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