last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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