We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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