love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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